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Man Tits

by Ken Acorn

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Man Tits! Yes, it’s Carl Carppenter and he’s back to lay bare a hitherto overlooked subject – Man Tits. And, by the way, this searing sing-along isn’t just for guys. Heck no! Us guys may have ‘em but you gals have to look at ‘em. So, come on everybody! Join with Carl and the Cornie Carnie Commemorative Chorale and raise your voices to those marvelous, male mammaries – Man Tits!

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MAN TITS

I’ve got man tits. You’ve got man tits. He’s got man tits too.
Not much you can do if you got man tits.

I’ve got man tits. You’ve got man tits, so does Uncle Lou.
He’s a gen’rous 40-B; guess you’d say he’s got man tits.

Daddy’s got man tits. Johnny’s got man tits. Tony’s got man tits too.
If you’re over 42 chances are you got man tits.

Some are squooshy; some have hair. Some are shaven and clean.
Some are doughy like hot cross buns and some are just obscene.

Some are droopy; some look tired. Some are perky and keen.
Some look like they would weigh a ton if you know what I mean.

Cap'n’s got man tits; Major’s got man tits, so does General Blue.
Army’s not immune; lotsa soldiers got man tits.

Dick’s got man tits; Jeff’s got man tits. Carl’s got man tits too.
Everyone who sings this tune – bet your life they got man tits.

We’ve got man tits; they’ve got man tits. You’ve got man tits too.
What the heck you gonna do? Everybody’s got man tits.

I’ve got man tits. You’ve got man tits. I’ve got man tits. You’ve got man tits too.
I’ve got man tits. You’ve got manny, manny man tits. I’ve got man tits.
You’ve got man tits too. You’ve got man tits too!

© 2015 Ken Acorn

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released October 13, 2015
Ken Acorn - vocals, guitars, sequencing.

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